It has not been 12 weeks yet and maybe I am talking too soon but I wanted to tell someone as I cannot control myself with how excited I am to be possibly becoming a father.
Of course I am going to brag about how to successfully get pregnant!
So, in this article I am going to break it down for you pretty basic-can't share all the secrets with you or she will screaming my name instead of yours :p
Just kidding-
#1 Full comfort-the human body needs to be in complete rest mode before getting her impregnated. The body needs to welcome the sperm to find the egg-so much of sex is psychological and although it is not so much a scientific fact it was something I felt needed to be ensured because well, just like a man can sometimes psychologically ejaculate mostly "blanks" if there is a psychological/emotional understanding that the sexual partner is not good for reproduction. I would say it is pretty scientific that if the woman is not "wet" it is significantly more difficult for her to get pregnant as well-correct?
#2 Ambiance- in order to help promote happiness and contentment, allow the atmosphere to breed and breathe love. Prepared dinner, scented candles and maybe even a massage.
#3 Foot Massage-so many beliefs encircle around the proper or professional massage of feet, I personally believe it may not be a determining factor but it certainly helps.
#4 Patience-it will not usually be a first time and succeed but is that really an issue? Come on, cheer up-more sex! Sometimes even "fun" sex
#5 Spontaneity-it is crucial and super important that at times you just spring a sweet surprise and hope it falls on an ovulation period; otherwise the wife will ask you to just drop everything and fornicate...any issues? The old run home at lunch and get'er done and then back to the office-trying to also get a sandwich while home :p
#6 Positioning-no, one position is not just straight up magical, but this surely gives you an excuse to get out the old Karma Sutra and try "everything in the book" hahaha don't tell me you really didn't think that would make it in here. "Sex Dice" for you uneducated individuals :P
Good luck, and happy fornicating!
-CB
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
To Get Known
To this lesson I must say there is someone who I learned from and what I will say may come off as snarky because this person upsets me in very small ways and is just one of those people who just naturally come off as fake (to me at least).
Without saying names or mentioning particular bias events-I will give my extremely honest and fair observations of an individual and how they can be successfully renowned or known.
1) Be loud-if you aren't loud, simply no one will hear you. The trick to being loud and not hated is really, just kill people with kindness. If you feel you can be kind and never stop giving everything you have including time and energy to everyone who needs it or people who you think need it, you can't be loud and unconditionally loved.
2) Be positive-I am not a negative person but I am also not an optimist. so much of my life is earned and not given; who knows maybe I wouldn't be as much of a grouch as I feel if life had dealt something a little different back in the day, but regardless I love my life now and I have responsibilities as well as other things on the go for myself because this is my life-sorry self justification rants...but the idea is if you are not the MOST positive person in the population or flippy headed individual with a knack for nodding along with the masses...move on...
3) Have a scapegoat-we ALL need to do things we don't want to and at some point or another we need to or will accidentally do something to someone (unintentionally or not) and they won't like it-with that being said, you need a fall person...heh, ya I have been the fall person for this individual before and oh how I regret it...fml. Never allow someone to talk you into being a fall person.
4) Be the Face-this couples with being loud, if people don't see you, they can't hear you. Once people become accustom to who you are without hearing your voice, then you can be loud without being the face. but hey, people need to see you! Especially see you doing whatever it is you are trying to promote. Again though-you need to be careful, if you can't make people love you unconditionally, then you will not succeed in this because people will get bored with you.
Ultimately it comes down to this, it takes a really unique individual to be this successful and you know what there will be benefits and satisfactions to this type of person-but never change who you are just because...you need to want it.
If I am going to be honest, I think the reason I feel so much resentment towards this individual is because they took so much of what I did or suggested and basically forced themselves upon my life. There was no "hey..." it was more of a "this is happening..." and sure enough they had a scapegoat try to get more from me than I allowed them to take.
Great human being nonetheless-I would be too though I think if I had nothing else to work towards in life...
-CB
Without saying names or mentioning particular bias events-I will give my extremely honest and fair observations of an individual and how they can be successfully renowned or known.
1) Be loud-if you aren't loud, simply no one will hear you. The trick to being loud and not hated is really, just kill people with kindness. If you feel you can be kind and never stop giving everything you have including time and energy to everyone who needs it or people who you think need it, you can't be loud and unconditionally loved.
2) Be positive-I am not a negative person but I am also not an optimist. so much of my life is earned and not given; who knows maybe I wouldn't be as much of a grouch as I feel if life had dealt something a little different back in the day, but regardless I love my life now and I have responsibilities as well as other things on the go for myself because this is my life-sorry self justification rants...but the idea is if you are not the MOST positive person in the population or flippy headed individual with a knack for nodding along with the masses...move on...
3) Have a scapegoat-we ALL need to do things we don't want to and at some point or another we need to or will accidentally do something to someone (unintentionally or not) and they won't like it-with that being said, you need a fall person...heh, ya I have been the fall person for this individual before and oh how I regret it...fml. Never allow someone to talk you into being a fall person.
4) Be the Face-this couples with being loud, if people don't see you, they can't hear you. Once people become accustom to who you are without hearing your voice, then you can be loud without being the face. but hey, people need to see you! Especially see you doing whatever it is you are trying to promote. Again though-you need to be careful, if you can't make people love you unconditionally, then you will not succeed in this because people will get bored with you.
Ultimately it comes down to this, it takes a really unique individual to be this successful and you know what there will be benefits and satisfactions to this type of person-but never change who you are just because...you need to want it.
If I am going to be honest, I think the reason I feel so much resentment towards this individual is because they took so much of what I did or suggested and basically forced themselves upon my life. There was no "hey..." it was more of a "this is happening..." and sure enough they had a scapegoat try to get more from me than I allowed them to take.
Great human being nonetheless-I would be too though I think if I had nothing else to work towards in life...
-CB
To Forget
Ever been in a relationship and wanted to forget about it? Ya me to...no of course not this one or the marriage I am in right now :p No! This is about a friend of mine--->Classic, ya I know how that sounds :p
No, but for real-I have an extremely close friend of mine who has gone through what has been about 6 months of dating a matter of 1. Crazy stuff, really sympathize, empathize and would not euthanize the guy-but would certainly be happy to help him forget.
In this article we will talk about the ways that people can try to forget about pain-the different ways, in particular, the most successful ways.
1) Having sex...ya it is called a rebound for a reason and no there is nothing to be ashamed of. People gotta have sex, but for real-that is kind of what living things were created to do...so take however you will (or give it how you will) but in reality-once your brain has realized you can reproduce with another being, you kinda move one exponentially faster because you know it may not have been you exactly but regardless, there is sex without that other person! I guess the original explanation of that saying was "There is life beyond ___(insert name)__".
2) Boys/Girls nights. Even if you don't lay pipe or get plowed, sometimes there is a significant benefit to just going out and participating in promiscuous but harmless activities with your hombres. Tell your married or engaged friends to shut up, and get out. Kids or not, that is what babysitters are for and you know what-they can use the excitement in their own life for sure! As a married man, this has been a busy month for my wife and I but I am still willing to at least make the attempt for a brother in need and although we didn't go to any scandalous locations we ended up just having-A NIGHT! A solid evening. NOTE: Contrary to popular belief the over consumption of alcohol does not help in the disappearance of an emotional tick.
3) Depending on who you are travelling could be extremely helpful because it will usually lead to the meeting of cute strangers who sometimes find you interesting as much as you find them interesting.
Nonetheless, it goes without saying that everyone is different and these are the most prominent and quickest ways to get an emotional break from a hurt or pain in your life.
#tipstoexcessinsuccess
No, but for real-I have an extremely close friend of mine who has gone through what has been about 6 months of dating a matter of 1. Crazy stuff, really sympathize, empathize and would not euthanize the guy-but would certainly be happy to help him forget.
In this article we will talk about the ways that people can try to forget about pain-the different ways, in particular, the most successful ways.
1) Having sex...ya it is called a rebound for a reason and no there is nothing to be ashamed of. People gotta have sex, but for real-that is kind of what living things were created to do...so take however you will (or give it how you will) but in reality-once your brain has realized you can reproduce with another being, you kinda move one exponentially faster because you know it may not have been you exactly but regardless, there is sex without that other person! I guess the original explanation of that saying was "There is life beyond ___(insert name)__".
2) Boys/Girls nights. Even if you don't lay pipe or get plowed, sometimes there is a significant benefit to just going out and participating in promiscuous but harmless activities with your hombres. Tell your married or engaged friends to shut up, and get out. Kids or not, that is what babysitters are for and you know what-they can use the excitement in their own life for sure! As a married man, this has been a busy month for my wife and I but I am still willing to at least make the attempt for a brother in need and although we didn't go to any scandalous locations we ended up just having-A NIGHT! A solid evening. NOTE: Contrary to popular belief the over consumption of alcohol does not help in the disappearance of an emotional tick.
3) Depending on who you are travelling could be extremely helpful because it will usually lead to the meeting of cute strangers who sometimes find you interesting as much as you find them interesting.
Nonetheless, it goes without saying that everyone is different and these are the most prominent and quickest ways to get an emotional break from a hurt or pain in your life.
#tipstoexcessinsuccess
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