It has not been 12 weeks yet and maybe I am talking too soon but I wanted to tell someone as I cannot control myself with how excited I am to be possibly becoming a father.
Of course I am going to brag about how to successfully get pregnant!
So, in this article I am going to break it down for you pretty basic-can't share all the secrets with you or she will screaming my name instead of yours :p
Just kidding-
#1 Full comfort-the human body needs to be in complete rest mode before getting her impregnated. The body needs to welcome the sperm to find the egg-so much of sex is psychological and although it is not so much a scientific fact it was something I felt needed to be ensured because well, just like a man can sometimes psychologically ejaculate mostly "blanks" if there is a psychological/emotional understanding that the sexual partner is not good for reproduction. I would say it is pretty scientific that if the woman is not "wet" it is significantly more difficult for her to get pregnant as well-correct?
#2 Ambiance- in order to help promote happiness and contentment, allow the atmosphere to breed and breathe love. Prepared dinner, scented candles and maybe even a massage.
#3 Foot Massage-so many beliefs encircle around the proper or professional massage of feet, I personally believe it may not be a determining factor but it certainly helps.
#4 Patience-it will not usually be a first time and succeed but is that really an issue? Come on, cheer up-more sex! Sometimes even "fun" sex
#5 Spontaneity-it is crucial and super important that at times you just spring a sweet surprise and hope it falls on an ovulation period; otherwise the wife will ask you to just drop everything and fornicate...any issues? The old run home at lunch and get'er done and then back to the office-trying to also get a sandwich while home :p
#6 Positioning-no, one position is not just straight up magical, but this surely gives you an excuse to get out the old Karma Sutra and try "everything in the book" hahaha don't tell me you really didn't think that would make it in here. "Sex Dice" for you uneducated individuals :P
Good luck, and happy fornicating!
-CB
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