Thursday, July 10, 2014

For the ladies...and their men.

Apples are great tasting and apparently keep the doctor away. They come in different colours and range in taste :)

I love all apples, especially apple bottoms. Sorry, different type of apple. I am actually talking about the ones we eat :p 

So this antioxidant in apples has been scientifically proven to increase a lady's lebido apparently. I wonder of thenand antioxidant is in apple pies <333333

OMG! Apple juice!? Is that a thing as well? Just offer up your lady friend some apple juice and let it take care of the rest!? Wait no, I got one better, some hot apple cider? Uhhhh second thought that would probably work best but if it's real cider it wouldn't be because of the antioxidants I believe :p 

So next time your are out shopping, grab a cheap bag of nom nom apples and who knows, even if they don't work biologically, maybe they will work psychologically, sometimes a simple "hey babe," is all that needs to be said :)

As Matt Damon asks a ridiculous person in "good will hunting", "how do you like them apples?"

Cheers

CB

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