Thursday, July 10, 2014

For the ladies...chest ish area concerns

Hello ladies!

Some interesting information about age, sleep and how you can postpone gravity's affect on the chest ish area. 

For sake of viewers I am going to be using different yet appropriate names for the area in between a ladies ladies shoulders.

So that area just under your neck, as you have experienced or may be fearful of experiencing; gravity will eventually if it doesn't always take over...in natural circumstances at least, if you get silicon surgery well, I would think you need not worry :)

So how do you defy newton's law of gravity? 

Constantly wear something holds them up id imagine, and I believe that is a social norm. 

Maybe get piercings over the peak of the mountain range and then get chains that attach to ear piercings? Ouch...

Well, apparently we as humans and especially in today's lazy day age, we sleep...a lot. And most of us if not a lot of us sleep on the bellies, (guys and girls). So for the ladies, common sense and science have worked together to determine that sleeping on your back will decrease the rate of dropiness in your ballon's ability to float. Yes sleeping on your back regularly makes a difference.

Sleeping on yor side, would that make them start to point side ways then? :p 

Maybe try hanging inside down for 30 mins everyday? Well maybe not that long, all the blood will rush to your head and you may get hurt. 

I wonder if that is how it works for guys and their hotdogs? 

Hmmmm

Well, cheers!

CB

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