Believe it or not studies have shown that Flactulance is hydrogen sulfide. :p now hydrogen sulfide, is produced by rbc (red blood cells) when they are under stress, see it's a normal thing, everything and everyone farts :p the reason rbc does this is because it protects the mitochondria.
Farts are dangerous in large quantities but! In tiny doses, can be proven to protect us or prevent dementia, cancer, arthritis, diabetes, and a couple other illnesses. Actually, ladies, it also prevents aging....another one of those placenta eating sort things maybe? Ew. To each there own.
Maybe jackass start Steve-o was on to something when he hooked up the gas mask to Preston's rear end :p
Regardless, it has forever been taboo in society to release these healthy gases in public, idk though, I mean with everything that can give you cancer, if I hear someone let it go, I'll respond, thanks bro. Likewise, I will no longer ask to be excuses for saving your life, I will respond with, you're welcome lol
So to all my friends and family who are dying on the car rides home and wasting all that healthy odour out of your car window. Your welcome.
Cheers!
CB
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